Relationships | October 17, 2019
You cannot deny that, at least once in your life, you’ve done something absolutely mortifying when you tried to impress the person you liked. And if you did it, we bet you cannot compete with these cringeworthy stories from a very hilarious Reddit thread started by whatsausernamefor in Ask Reddit:
“What is the most cringeworthy thing you did to woo your crush?”
Many of these stories seem to mirror our memories, but you should know that some of these people even got married to their crush after what they pulled off! Get ready to be amazed!
20. Ruining Her Audition for the School Musical
“In HS, we were at call-backs for auditions for the school musical.
Girl I was interested in was sitting in a chair backward (think AC Slater style) while rehearsing her song.
Genius idiot me decides that a great way to grab her attention is to football hike this 32oz shampoo bottle at her. So I grab it, yell to get her attention, and hike the bottle as hard as I can through my legs.
The bottle hits the back side of her chair. Luckily it wasn’t a few inches higher or it probably knocks out a few teeth. Nevertheless, the impact with the chair explodes the shampoo bottle and she is completely covered in Pantene Pro V shampoo, just minutes away from her callback / audition time.
I guess it worked though, we’ve been together for 12 years now, married for 3.” – Reddit user kukukele
That was an epic fail that – don’t ask us how – actually ended with them becoming a couple! We guess miracles exist!